tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72238976273145965272024-03-13T10:02:29.878-07:00100 Unhappy DaysA not too cynical take on happy picturesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-14287351047872769372014-09-12T09:04:00.003-07:002014-09-12T09:04:54.652-07:00Day 100: The Final Rant<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">I tried to keep it light throughout my #100Unhappydays but
for #day100 I’ve decided to rant. So strap yourselves in and pray you’re not
mentioned.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Grey chest hairs. Cold Callers. Hot Callers. In fact any callers, I’m
x-directory for a reason mutha fucka. Jocks moaning that we’re allowing them a
vote – we colonised you so be a bit grateful you dour old gits. People that can’t
queue, if you can’t do it properly then go somewhere less popular. Fuck you Alzheimer’s,
I hate you the most, but for reasons I can’t remember. High iron levels – a bloody
pain. Tottenham – be it Hotspur, High Road or History. Writers block, cheese
and One Direction. 270 miles door to door – way too far. Being asked what #day it is for 100 days.
</span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Weekend drivers,
someone please give me a gun. </span>Squirrels, grey not red. The Daily Fail. China – cups not country. Never ending
stories and The NeverEnding Story. Slow walking, three abreast ‘I don’t care if
you have somewhere to go’ Slummy Mummys. Michael McIntyre’s hair. Making lists.</span></div>
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you live at the end of a very long, narrow, cul-de-sac, <br />the last thing you
want to see when turning the corner is this. <br />And yet I seem to manage it
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-22138846119219365882014-09-11T10:55:00.002-07:002014-09-11T10:55:58.759-07:00Day 98: First World Famine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">A very 'first
world' problem today, but me and Kaede are most <br />upset that our local has run
out of cheese and onion crisps</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-12944070209654820322014-09-09T09:38:00.000-07:002014-09-09T09:38:16.312-07:00Day 97: Destiny in my hands<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK-Z_aMcMrJ5CG2Lmlq2pnWJQiz8iIjgszGU4GBONo5f0jWz98cX3JxV_xm5TVS_5NwWnwdGtkw1PIVJRQx8M1p9F23NOJbv5cY76XlJRq4mXAfKOtyH2OQrmk_78PFSvHt-eZUOI19Twk/s1600/day97.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK-Z_aMcMrJ5CG2Lmlq2pnWJQiz8iIjgszGU4GBONo5f0jWz98cX3JxV_xm5TVS_5NwWnwdGtkw1PIVJRQx8M1p9F23NOJbv5cY76XlJRq4mXAfKOtyH2OQrmk_78PFSvHt-eZUOI19Twk/s1600/day97.JPG" height="640" width="478" /></a></div>
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Damn you, why did
you have to launch on a really busy work day. <br />Have to burn the midnight oil I
guess</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-13273102135587543772014-09-08T02:13:00.000-07:002014-09-08T02:13:47.932-07:00Day 96: Old Skool Sat Nav<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td class="xl65" height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">What a
difference a week makes - this time last week I was all chilled <br />out in the
Netherlands. Incidentally, this is the map I used to get me there. <br />Old Skool
mappage</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-19519952777577716072014-09-07T07:49:00.001-07:002014-09-07T07:49:32.358-07:00Day 95: Oh Jesus<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjalz9ATvLnFub9AMDkCJ423ZDpGY0J-o5rDhQV3LUiTXacEvMPh_1-N7xNViuow_6bm4ZcB7o6PdtXdtFpNc5OPUzQbJyjgbDbEgkz03Nw7mG_UL9eUNYgXztYkC1mLPZkzVX-kkF1j4g/s1600/day95.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjalz9ATvLnFub9AMDkCJ423ZDpGY0J-o5rDhQV3LUiTXacEvMPh_1-N7xNViuow_6bm4ZcB7o6PdtXdtFpNc5OPUzQbJyjgbDbEgkz03Nw7mG_UL9eUNYgXztYkC1mLPZkzVX-kkF1j4g/s1600/day95.jpg" height="640" width="580" /></a></div>
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">If this is true
then I don't think any of us are going to heaven</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-9575667206462554222014-09-06T07:22:00.001-07:002014-09-06T07:22:42.147-07:00Day 94: Sod's Law<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Why is it that the
only time a dragonfly decides to hang around and <br />pose for a pic, I can never
lay my heads on the proper camera</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-64339113469980073902014-09-05T08:17:00.005-07:002014-09-05T08:17:58.794-07:00Day 93: Hello Grindstone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">There was me
looking forward to the peace and quiet now the kids <br />were back at school, but
then I saw my outstanding work board</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-43323277877957317292014-09-04T09:26:00.004-07:002014-09-04T09:26:40.123-07:00Day 92: Gimme, gimme<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td class="xl65" height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">I'd
heard of people coming back from Amsterdam addicted, <br />but I didn't realise
that I would come back addicted to these</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-45848293025580890462014-09-04T09:25:00.002-07:002014-09-04T09:25:47.894-07:00Day 91: Shoe idiot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Guess what idiot
has just realised that Kaede doesn't have <br />any school shoes for tomorrow</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-82365713845561743142014-09-02T09:56:00.003-07:002014-09-02T09:56:29.769-07:00Day 90: Mile away<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtzg3ZmbDct5btm3xi7FJ-RwyXhx5kre7ePTSKwcoqgyr791br_WtmzH2hmgaF_TVjKsnT7NcXnFn9k_qrEJhcHyyOlsgZ1nf-rZzV1pX3iUzrF74LlhgCD66HxEtrQemzjHXo0LzGUnDH/s1600/day90.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtzg3ZmbDct5btm3xi7FJ-RwyXhx5kre7ePTSKwcoqgyr791br_WtmzH2hmgaF_TVjKsnT7NcXnFn9k_qrEJhcHyyOlsgZ1nf-rZzV1pX3iUzrF74LlhgCD66HxEtrQemzjHXo0LzGUnDH/s1600/day90.JPG" height="640" width="478" /></a></div>
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">The OCD number geek
inside me is going crazy that the <br />Netherlands/Amsterdam/Bruges trip ended one
mile too soon</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-13166534697483963832014-09-02T09:55:00.001-07:002014-09-02T09:55:33.898-07:00Day 89: Not In Bruges<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Have decided to
visit Bruges but can't see Colin Farrell anywhere. <br />Beginning to think the
violent documentary we watched 'In Bruges' <br />could be a work of fiction</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-51451199041925404442014-09-02T09:54:00.002-07:002014-09-02T09:54:35.950-07:00Day 88: My cup runneth over<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Fed up with these
stupidly tiny cups, so I've resorted to <br />drinking straight from the coffee jug</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-72995343291777853402014-09-02T09:53:00.004-07:002014-09-02T09:53:38.347-07:00Day 87: Pass the Dutchie Part 2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">I rather think I've
taken my attempts to blend in with the Dutch too far</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-25151167934657473822014-09-02T09:52:00.004-07:002014-09-02T09:52:35.297-07:00Day 86: Too many choices<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">The worst thing
about the Netherlands is they have too many beers <br />and not enough days to
drink them</span></td>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-69272491038075506782014-09-02T09:51:00.002-07:002014-09-02T09:51:26.110-07:00Day 85: Pass the Dutchie Part 1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">As a smoker that's
been choosing not to smoke for nearly 8 years, <br />I can honestly say today in
Amsterdam has been the toughest day yet</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-18217011416845943822014-09-02T09:49:00.006-07:002014-09-02T09:49:57.491-07:00Day 84: Peed off<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Unable to decide
which toilet I was meant to use, I did the <br />next best thing and pissed in the
hallway</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-71563027139143304532014-09-02T09:49:00.001-07:002014-09-02T09:49:05.191-07:00Day 83: Time on his hands<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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photobombed by David Moyes</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-17618002283780965882014-09-02T09:47:00.001-07:002014-09-02T09:47:53.723-07:00Day 82: The (not so) Great Escape<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Holiday Monday and I'm up at 5.58am</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-22662796879678183982014-08-24T12:26:00.002-07:002014-08-24T12:26:43.013-07:00Day 81: Not nice bucket<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">So you agree to do
the the Ice Bucket Challenge and then your dopey Mrs <br />inexplicably stops
taping at this moment so you then have to do it twice</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-79014522154092428952014-08-23T10:17:00.002-07:002014-08-23T10:17:40.025-07:00Day 80: Key Parenting<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Have had enough of
the kids today, so have locked them in the back room <br />and just to rub the salt
in, I've taped the key to the other side</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-27665933568662564652014-08-22T07:23:00.001-07:002014-08-22T07:23:20.585-07:00Day79: Dry toast<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">The Mrs: Can I use
the hairdryer in the front room? <br />Me: Are you asking me if we have electricity
in the front room <br />or are you asking me to get you the hairdryer from the
kitchen? <br />The Mrs: The second one. Oh and a slice of toast.</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-459193466665437742014-08-21T06:55:00.000-07:002014-08-21T06:55:13.427-07:00Day 78: The unfairest of them all<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Most Husbands would
be getting brownie points for putting up this <br />mirror. I however am going to
get a bollocking for doing it without <br />her here, in case something bad
happened (like the mirror smashing <br />and splitting me in half).</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-25358731339751447912014-08-20T10:59:00.001-07:002014-08-20T10:59:03.996-07:00Day 77: Mr Pink<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Had one of those
days where I've been fiddling around on the computer<br />all day and this is all
I've achieved <br />(oh and a couple where Betty Boo has joined them)</span></td>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09677176752522269843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7223897627314596527.post-16625179825318326662014-08-19T08:39:00.001-07:002014-08-19T08:39:34.193-07:00Day 76: Moby Dick<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<td height="20" style="height: 15pt; width: 644pt;" width="859"><span style="font-size: large;">Unhappy, I bet he
was livid. Of course it's hard to come when <br />your bell-end has been turned
into a chair</span></td>
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