Day 21: Soooo close

Damn, I was this close to getting a hole in one today. Just needed 2 more inches and 3 less shots

Day 20: Just desserts

Loved being cooked a 13 course meal last night. I'm loving being left with all the washing up a whole lot less though.

Day 19: I'd be out by now

As I sit here on our 13th wedding anniversary, contemplating life in general, I came across this. Only kidding (gulp).

Day 18: Spamalot

Dear Mr Spammer. So not only do you spam mail me at 6.40am on a Sunday, but then you abuse me in the message. Jesus H Mother Fucking Christ, when will you people learn? #TheHstandsforHarry

Day 17: BBQ season

The worlds most expensive sausages. BBQ1 blew up 5 mins into process leading to a mad dash to buy new BBQ and more sausages. 4.30pm and now time for lunch

Day 16: Fat bags

So it took 20 frantic minutes of the seatbelt alarm constantly going off and me checking my seatbelt connection, over and over, before I finally realised the problem. Stoopid car

Day 15: Ouch

Lego. Look at you sitting there, all quiet and innocent. But you don’t fool me. You are the Al-Qaeda of children’s toys, ready to strike when least expected. Yep, I trod on you…again