Thursday, 3 July 2014

Day 28: Murray (mints) sucks

Oh no, really gutted that Murray has lost at Wimbledon.
But the unhappy part is that apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Day 27: Game of Trolleys?

It's Monday night, 9pm, Sky 1, Game of Thrones time. WTF is this shit?
Damn, forgot it was the season finale last week

Day 26: Take your pick

I narrowly missed out on the top prize in the 'IN TOUCH' church newsletter.
I picked Father Time, Friar Tuck and Edgar Allan Pope

Day 25: Stairway to Heaven

Have just spotted this access panel in church ceiling. Will now spend
next hour obsessing over how tall the ladders must be to get up there

Day 24: Glasto-envy

I really wanted to go to Glastonbury this year. Oh well,
guess I'll just spend the weekend shitting in the garden instead.

Day 23: Sad

Trish made me watch Beaches last night, what a depressing film.
Looking forward to the sequel though - Son of a Beach

Day 22: Soft drink and drive

It's Kaede's sports day which is being held at the local rugby club.
Guess what idiot didn't realise the bar would be open and brought his car