Day 64: What a pain

These have been my only friends today as my poxy back has gone again. Ain't getting old a bitch

Day 63: Thanks Batman

Watching Batman Begins and he only goes and rescues King Joffrey. So it's Batman's fault that Nedd Stark is dead

Day 62: High as a kite

Let's go fly a kite. Up to the highest height. Yeah right, until the string gets tangled up and some idiot has to untangle it

Day 61: Stone me

'Kids make sure you don't swallow the stone'. The words were still in a speech bubble when…yep, I swallowed the stone

Day 60: For the love of God, No

My crime - being the only one stone cold sober at 1am. My punishment - being forced to take a picture of the Witches of Woodford

Day 59: Give a gal a break

So Kaede has her first footy tryouts today and it's peeing down. Once again Mother Nature, Thank you and Fuck you.

Day 58: Let's raise a (free) glass

Damn you Bombay Sapphire. You know I'm a sucker of a free glass and now you've sucked me in.