Thursday, 31 July 2014

Day 57: Shockingly Bad

My God this show is so bad. So why is it I'm so addicted?
I need help.

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Day 56: Blades of Fury

Well after years of faithful service, the lawnmower has eaten
one kids toy too many. RIP Percy Mower

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Day 55: A bad (up)date

Now don't get me wrong, I do love my Xbox One. But why, for the love
of God, does it need to be constantly updated and always at the most
inappropriate time (gaming time)

Monday, 28 July 2014

Day 54: Good Luck Daz

Went to do a white wash and found Nates shirt. Strawberry sauce,
common variety dirt and something I'm too scared to even think about naming

Day 53: Oared stupid

Visited Oxford, thought the place was proper oaring

Day 52: I blame Chris Rea


Kids: Are we there yet?
Me: If the destination was Hell, then yes.


Friday, 25 July 2014

Day 51: Storm saves Storm

So when the storm hit, this umbrella with me clinging on to it nearly flew
over the fence, I shit you not. Luckily my Storm came out to help