Day 81: Not nice bucket

So you agree to do the the Ice Bucket Challenge and then your dopey Mrs inexplicably stops taping at this moment so you then have to do it twice

Day 80: Key Parenting

Have had enough of the kids today, so have locked them in the back room and just to rub the salt in, I've taped the key to the other side

Day79: Dry toast

The Mrs: Can I use the hairdryer in the front room? Me: Are you asking me if we have electricity in the front room or are you asking me to get you the hairdryer from the kitchen? The Mrs: The second one. Oh and a slice of toast.

Day 78: The unfairest of them all

Most Husbands would be getting brownie points for putting up this mirror. I however am going to get a bollocking for doing it without her here, in case something bad happened (like the mirror smashing and splitting me in half).

Day 77: Mr Pink

Had one of those days where I've been fiddling around on the computer all day and this is all I've achieved (oh and a couple where Betty Boo has joined them)

Day 76: Moby Dick

Unhappy, I bet he was livid. Of course it's hard to come when your bell-end has been turned into a chair

Day 75: All mapped out

Why oh why am I trying to get my head around the Gall-Peters projection map when my pet Geographer is not in the country?