Day 81: Not nice bucket

So you agree to do the the Ice Bucket Challenge and then your dopey Mrs inexplicably stops taping at this moment so you then have to do it twice

Day 80: Key Parenting

Have had enough of the kids today, so have locked them in the back room and just to rub the salt in, I've taped the key to the other side

Day79: Dry toast

The Mrs: Can I use the hairdryer in the front room? Me: Are you asking me if we have electricity in the front room or are you asking me to get you the hairdryer from the kitchen? The Mrs: The second one. Oh and a slice of toast.

Day 78: The unfairest of them all

Most Husbands would be getting brownie points for putting up this mirror. I however am going to get a bollocking for doing it without her here, in case something bad happened (like the mirror smashing and splitting me in half).

Day 77: Mr Pink

Had one of those days where I've been fiddling around on the computer all day and this is all I've achieved (oh and a couple where Betty Boo has joined them)

Day 76: Moby Dick

Unhappy, I bet he was livid. Of course it's hard to come when your bell-end has been turned into a chair

Day 75: All mapped out

Why oh why am I trying to get my head around the Gall-Peters projection map when my pet Geographer is not in the country?

Day 74: Fatal Attraction

The Mrs just told me she'd found a dress to die for. I fear for my mortality

Day 73: Cheesus Christ

These seemed like a fun idea at the time. Now my mouth tastes like Athlete's foot

Day 72: Gumbo No. 5

Asked the kids what they wanted for dinner, hoping to hear Hot Dogs as an answer, nice and easy. Gumbo was the reply, thereby ensuring 30 mins of prep, 40 mins of constant stirring and a very late dinner.

Day 71: Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Mother in Laws, you have to love them don't you. Don't you? DON'T YOU.

Day 70: How much?

Nearly £10 for a pint, half a coke and a couple of bags of crisps? You're having a laugh. The mice are not happy

Day 69: RIP Robin

Dedicate my #100Unhappydays #Day69 to Robin Williams. He started out of this world and now, sadly, is no longer of this world. RIP

Day 68: You spin me right round

I'm guessing the pilot just found out he had my Mother in Law on board and has turned back.

Day 67: It's Raining (on) Men

The perfect weather for a trip to London. Guess we'll have to swim to Hamleys

Day 66: I need some weed

So the Mrs decides to do some gardening to ‘help me out’ as my back has gone. Then tells me to dispose of this lot ‘once I feel better’. Cheers hon.

Day 65: D'oh

Tonight I mainly want to be like this, but apparently it would appear rude as we have a guest over

Day 64: What a pain

These have been my only friends today as my poxy back has gone again. Ain't getting old a bitch

Day 63: Thanks Batman

Watching Batman Begins and he only goes and rescues King Joffrey. So it's Batman's fault that Nedd Stark is dead

Day 62: High as a kite

Let's go fly a kite. Up to the highest height. Yeah right, until the string gets tangled up and some idiot has to untangle it

Day 61: Stone me

'Kids make sure you don't swallow the stone'. The words were still in a speech bubble when…yep, I swallowed the stone

Day 60: For the love of God, No

My crime - being the only one stone cold sober at 1am. My punishment - being forced to take a picture of the Witches of Woodford

Day 59: Give a gal a break

So Kaede has her first footy tryouts today and it's peeing down. Once again Mother Nature, Thank you and Fuck you.

Day 58: Let's raise a (free) glass

Damn you Bombay Sapphire. You know I'm a sucker of a free glass and now you've sucked me in.