The Mrs: Can I use
the hairdryer in the front room? Me: Are you asking me if we have electricity
in the front room or are you asking me to get you the hairdryer from the
kitchen? The Mrs: The second one. Oh and a slice of toast.
Most Husbands would
be getting brownie points for putting up this mirror. I however am going to
get a bollocking for doing it without her here, in case something bad
happened (like the mirror smashing and splitting me in half).
Asked the kids what
they wanted for dinner, hoping to hear Hot Dogs as an answer, nice and easy.
Gumbo was the reply, thereby ensuring 30 mins of prep, 40 mins of constant
stirring and a very late dinner.