I tried to keep it light throughout my #100Unhappydays but
for #day100 I’ve decided to rant. So strap yourselves in and pray you’re not
mentioned.
Grey chest hairs. Cold Callers. Hot Callers. In fact any callers, I’m
x-directory for a reason mutha fucka. Jocks moaning that we’re allowing them a
vote – we colonised you so be a bit grateful you dour old gits. People that can’t
queue, if you can’t do it properly then go somewhere less popular. Fuck you Alzheimer’s,
I hate you the most, but for reasons I can’t remember. High iron levels – a bloody
pain. Tottenham – be it Hotspur, High Road or History. Writers block, cheese
and One Direction. 270 miles door to door – way too far. Being asked what #day it is for 100 days.
Weekend drivers,
someone please give me a gun. Squirrels, grey not red. The Daily Fail. China – cups not country. Never ending
stories and The NeverEnding Story. Slow walking, three abreast ‘I don’t care if
you have somewhere to go’ Slummy Mummys. Michael McIntyre’s hair. Making lists.
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